What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 18:12

Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
Dr No
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
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You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.